Four Weddings, a funeral, an art lesson and a random lunatic...

I love teaching out on the community.
We can be placed anywhere, believe me!
Community workers can easily be spotted trudging around with about a million bags, filled with files, paper, paints, pencils, photocopies, glue and just about everything else, covered for every eventuality! Our bags beat Mary Poppins hands down!
On a Monday I work in a church.
Lets say it's been a rather auspicious start.
The first week I wasn't sure if I had the job.
The second week we had to pack up early for a funeral, and cut it a bit fine when the undertakers were arriving and we were still doing our art lesson.
Today surpassed all, with a random stranger entering the church, in lets say a very aggressive mood.
Next week I am locking the door, I plan to have a nice, normal lesson.
I have the distinct feeling God is getting his own back on me, on his turf!
My students have nicknamed, or should I say renamed the course.
Last week it was 'four weddings, a funeral and an art lesson'.
This week it's now 'four weddings, a funeral, an art lesson and a random lunatic'.
I wonder what we will be adding next week?!