'MUM'!
Mair exclaimed in the way indignant 5 year olds sound.
Hands on hips as she marches into the kitchen.
'Ella hasn't washed her hands'.
'That means she will get worms like Dr Dog says'.
'Elllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'
'Yes' answers a rather sheepish Ella, still with pants and tights at her knees.
'Go and wash your hands right now, other wise you will get worms. Don't laugh at me, you won't like them, they wriggle and grow inside you and come out in your poo. Haven't you read Dr Dog!"
Ella on hearing the grim rendition of what worms can do, rushes back.
'Have you used soap?' Mair adds as she emerges all too soon.
'No'.
'I thought not' says Mair, sounding alarmingly like me now.
'Go back and use the soap, it will help you not get germs'.
'Good girl'.
Made me laugh.
Given there's only 14 months between them.
Aunty and Niece.
If you haven't read Dr Dog it is just so funny. We have used it a lot of times in various lessons as it totally appeals to children, it is a bit rude!
Mair exclaimed in the way indignant 5 year olds sound.
Hands on hips as she marches into the kitchen.
'Ella hasn't washed her hands'.
'That means she will get worms like Dr Dog says'.
'Elllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'
'Yes' answers a rather sheepish Ella, still with pants and tights at her knees.
'Go and wash your hands right now, other wise you will get worms. Don't laugh at me, you won't like them, they wriggle and grow inside you and come out in your poo. Haven't you read Dr Dog!"
Ella on hearing the grim rendition of what worms can do, rushes back.
'Have you used soap?' Mair adds as she emerges all too soon.
'No'.
'I thought not' says Mair, sounding alarmingly like me now.
'Go back and use the soap, it will help you not get germs'.
'Good girl'.
Made me laugh.
Given there's only 14 months between them.
Aunty and Niece.
If you haven't read Dr Dog it is just so funny. We have used it a lot of times in various lessons as it totally appeals to children, it is a bit rude!
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